Lipstick, Powder and Paint

Life, as seen through the eyes of Helen the Midget Arse.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006



oh dear looks like tazzy and piggy have raided work and have been playing with all the
make- up .......if you want some advice and a proper make-over you only have to ask

oh well boys will be boys ......shame they don't like meccano so much easier to play with than make-up

7 Comments:

At 6:17 am, Blogger Tazzy said...

well done mj

 
At 10:15 am, Blogger Frobisher said...

I think Piggy would be very grateful for any tips Helen. Perhaps clever use of a foundation and a new shade of blusher could knock years off him.

 
At 10:29 am, Blogger The Mistress said...

Have you suggested he exfoliate?

 
At 6:50 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said...

*Thinks exfoliating Piggy with Grade 10 sandpaper attached to rusty sanding machine*


*vomits at thought he might enjoy*

*Thinks just using hydrocloric acid instead*

 
At 7:07 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

Back in chat, I meant to say it's 11:47 am here, not pm. I'm 8 hours behind you. I'd speak to Tazzy and Piggy about their shagging schedule, by the way. It should not be interfering with our cuntbot sessions.They should be at our beck and call.

 
At 7:55 pm, Blogger Tazzy said...

oh i will have words they should be waiting in the chat room ready to greet guests wine some snacks and beer lol

 
At 8:02 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

I've been in alone with them just now! Will try to come back around 11 pm your time.

 

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