oh what a night !!!!
hi all
yes i am home safe and sound tired out but had a good time with my date
went out for a few drinks then had a chinese take away .........ordered a meal for 2 it could have fed 6, i am begining to think that there is some kind of plot going on everyone is trying to fatten me up. got to bed about 3am this morn just sat for hours chatting and having a laugh
anyway(piggy's fave word) got a cuppa in bed this morning awwww how sweet went out for lunch (another massive plateful) then went for cupple drinks then had to endure cricket and golf on the telly!!!grrrr i ask you it's like watching paint dry haa haa
had a brill time can't wait for the next date
luv helen xx
19 Comments:
oh and silly me welcome to the poofs are they new or our other 2 friends in disguise??
Pretty thin disguise. They may as well have donned those Groucho Marx disguises with the furry eyebrows.
Glad you enjoyed your date. Has he/she seen your blog? Or will you be like SID, hiding it from his wife?
Who is forcing you to watch golf?
hi mj
haa haa think they would look good in furry eyebrows!!
err nope my date hasnt seen this blog don't think he would approve
my date had the golf on telly he just put it on coz he was winding me up as he knows i dont like it !!!
No one's used the "C" word on the new Poofs blog yet. Get over there and defile it.
Forget what I just said. T&P have taken care of it.
haa haa well that is the fave word
hope you had a good weeknd mj
will be in the chat room later trying to annoy cuntbot haa haa
You still didn't tell us if he shagged you or not.
We're waiting.
And oh look! After all that fucking whining you did the other day about wanting links in the sidebar.... I put a couple on for you and you haven't added any more to it!
Come on wench, stop playing with your axe-wound and put links to some of the porn sites you visit on a daily basis.
errrr piggy i am not telling you or the rest of the world haa haa keep guessing
ok ok i will try and sort me links out tut i havent had much time this weekend
"Shagged"
Honestly, you Engleesh!
The term over here at present is "Shifted"
Did ya get shifted then Helen?
really sid what kind of lady do you take me for??
it was only the second date for gods sake!!!!!
You look like to could do with a good shagging, luv.
Either that, or youve had quite a few already.
Midget Arse said she got a cuppa in bed so who exactly gave her the cuppa? And if he was giving her a cuppa in bed, was he also giving her a shagging or a shifting?
Midget Arse: I didn't get home 'til just now and went over to Cuntbot where it was 1:30 in the morning. No one in Cuntbot because you lot were all shagging and shifting up a storm in your beds.
Your comments time is wrong. Tazzy and Piggy's digital clock says it's 1:49 but the last comment I left on your blog says 12:49. Get those cunts to fix it.
mj my date brought me a cuppa in bed ....he has a 4 bedroomed house and i had my own room !!!!!
poofs thank you for your comments they have been noted !!!
Tazzy and Piggy are messing about with their blog redesign again. And at this point, you can't leave comments. So if you see them, tell them they're cunts, will you? Thank you. That is all.
Can we see a pic of the mystery man eh, Midge?
Sorry Helen.
How was I to know?
You should have told me.
I didn't believe Tazzy and Piggy anyway.
oh frobisher i cannot reveal the mystery man someone might steal him from me haa haa
sid your forgiven
never believe our pigster and tazz they like making stories up about me haa haa
sounds promising, glad you're having fun!
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