Lipstick, Powder and Paint

Life, as seen through the eyes of Helen the Midget Arse.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

oh what a night !!!!

hi all
yes i am home safe and sound tired out but had a good time with my date

went out for a few drinks then had a chinese take away .........ordered a meal for 2 it could have fed 6, i am begining to think that there is some kind of plot going on everyone is trying to fatten me up. got to bed about 3am this morn just sat for hours chatting and having a laugh
anyway(piggy's fave word) got a cuppa in bed this morning awwww how sweet went out for lunch (another massive plateful) then went for cupple drinks then had to endure cricket and golf on the telly!!!grrrr i ask you it's like watching paint dry haa haa

had a brill time can't wait for the next date

luv helen xx

19 Comments:

At 5:09 pm, Blogger Tazzy said...

oh and silly me welcome to the poofs are they new or our other 2 friends in disguise??

 
At 5:26 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

Pretty thin disguise. They may as well have donned those Groucho Marx disguises with the furry eyebrows.

Glad you enjoyed your date. Has he/she seen your blog? Or will you be like SID, hiding it from his wife?

Who is forcing you to watch golf?

 
At 7:09 pm, Blogger Tazzy said...

hi mj
haa haa think they would look good in furry eyebrows!!
err nope my date hasnt seen this blog don't think he would approve

my date had the golf on telly he just put it on coz he was winding me up as he knows i dont like it !!!

 
At 6:00 am, Blogger The Mistress said...

No one's used the "C" word on the new Poofs blog yet. Get over there and defile it.

 
At 1:25 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

Forget what I just said. T&P have taken care of it.

 
At 6:42 pm, Blogger Tazzy said...

haa haa well that is the fave word
hope you had a good weeknd mj
will be in the chat room later trying to annoy cuntbot haa haa

 
At 7:25 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You still didn't tell us if he shagged you or not.

We're waiting.

And oh look! After all that fucking whining you did the other day about wanting links in the sidebar.... I put a couple on for you and you haven't added any more to it!

Come on wench, stop playing with your axe-wound and put links to some of the porn sites you visit on a daily basis.

 
At 7:35 pm, Blogger Tazzy said...

errrr piggy i am not telling you or the rest of the world haa haa keep guessing

ok ok i will try and sort me links out tut i havent had much time this weekend

 
At 9:12 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said...

"Shagged"

Honestly, you Engleesh!

The term over here at present is "Shifted"

Did ya get shifted then Helen?

 
At 9:45 pm, Blogger Tazzy said...

really sid what kind of lady do you take me for??
it was only the second date for gods sake!!!!!

 
At 11:09 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You look like to could do with a good shagging, luv.

Either that, or youve had quite a few already.

 
At 12:49 am, Blogger The Mistress said...

Midget Arse said she got a cuppa in bed so who exactly gave her the cuppa? And if he was giving her a cuppa in bed, was he also giving her a shagging or a shifting?

Midget Arse: I didn't get home 'til just now and went over to Cuntbot where it was 1:30 in the morning. No one in Cuntbot because you lot were all shagging and shifting up a storm in your beds.

 
At 12:52 am, Blogger The Mistress said...

Your comments time is wrong. Tazzy and Piggy's digital clock says it's 1:49 but the last comment I left on your blog says 12:49. Get those cunts to fix it.

 
At 5:46 am, Blogger Tazzy said...

mj my date brought me a cuppa in bed ....he has a 4 bedroomed house and i had my own room !!!!!


poofs thank you for your comments they have been noted !!!

 
At 4:33 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

Tazzy and Piggy are messing about with their blog redesign again. And at this point, you can't leave comments. So if you see them, tell them they're cunts, will you? Thank you. That is all.

 
At 6:52 pm, Blogger Frobisher said...

Can we see a pic of the mystery man eh, Midge?

 
At 7:56 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said...

Sorry Helen.

How was I to know?


You should have told me.

I didn't believe Tazzy and Piggy anyway.

 
At 8:57 pm, Blogger Tazzy said...

oh frobisher i cannot reveal the mystery man someone might steal him from me haa haa

sid your forgiven

never believe our pigster and tazz they like making stories up about me haa haa

 
At 10:05 pm, Blogger Kyahgirl said...

sounds promising, glad you're having fun!

 

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