Lipstick, Powder and Paint

Life, as seen through the eyes of Helen the Midget Arse.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

im bored

ok I am bored bored bored and more bluddy bored grrrrrrrrrrr

i have read 2 books this week watched rubbish on telly chatted to idiots on msn 

been to the doc's that was an ordeal, got another 3 weeks off work

they have advertised for temp staff to cover while i am ill grrrrrrrr

the weather is crap been thundering for a couple of hours

i want to sit in the garden in the sun .......all we got is bluddy cloud!!!

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

tut
grumps
grrrrrr
bugger
damn
blast
sod

cant have a glass of wine coz of the tablets grrrr grrrr and more grrrrrr's

sick of drinking tea and coffee

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPP

anyone got sensible ideas of what i can do ............and don't suggest Knitting its boring and i
can't do it !!!!
i wont do it
dont wanna do it

spits dummy out

throws teddy out of pram

stamps feet

gawd im worn out now


BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED errrrr am i bored????

lays down and rests weary head for a while ..........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



9 Comments:

At 6:20 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

Yay! I'm first!
Go to Tazzy and Piggy's house and shout and jump about in front of the Poofter Cam for us. When they finally get it up and running again. Cunts.

 
At 8:40 pm, Blogger Tazzy said...

haa haa MJ thats a good idea well done

 
At 10:06 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You could always read 'Colloquial English For Dummies'.

That'd be a fab start for you that would benefit us all!

 
At 12:39 am, Blogger S.I.D. said...

Do surgery on Tazzy's leg and film it.

Send us a copy

 
At 11:11 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, since knitting is out of the question, you could try braiding hemp into bracelets, necklaces, other things. it's pretty easy to do, and pretty cheap. also, it's really popular so people will buy the end result from you. at least, they do here. either that or your can go whack piggy with tazzy's crutch a few times. that should make you feel better.

 
At 2:20 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pinky - that's because yanks will buy any old crap.

Braiding hemp into bracelets, indeed.

Are you a hippy by any chance?

I bet you recycle your toilet paper and tampons too - and make them into pretty earrings?

 
At 9:37 am, Blogger S.I.D. said...

We're bored with this now..post again soon

 
At 6:09 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm ignoring piggy. apparently, tazzy whacked him one to many times.

 
At 8:06 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tazzy could never whack me enough!

 

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