Lipstick, Powder and Paint

Life, as seen through the eyes of Helen the Midget Arse.

Sunday, August 13, 2006

where's summer gone?

Ok who has pinched the sun? it is more like October here ,windy and wet and cold grrrrrr 
i want the sun back i need to top up my tan

oh and sorry guys haa haa for the other postings i was bored!!!

 

14 Comments:

At 12:52 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

Yay! I'm first!
*flicks Piggy in the head*

 
At 1:34 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

yay i'm second!

 
At 2:25 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yay! I'm third!

So you're sorry for that shite on the postings below? I should fucking well think so.

What do you want the sun out for anyway? You're supposed to be in bed, swallowing pills and dreaming of stoopid things.

Oh wait! You do that already.

Just swallow the tablets.

They might work better if you double up the dose.

 
At 3:33 pm, Blogger Tazzy said...

wish i could double the dose i might feel better maybe if i triple the dose that might be better or take the lot !!!!

 
At 7:51 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said...

You will be feeling much better the day before pay day in January.

 
At 11:25 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tell you what, Midget.

Double the dose and feed the rest of them to MJ.

Then the rest of us will feel better.

 
At 2:23 am, Blogger The Mistress said...

Piggy:
*administers fatal dose of strychnine into his tea*

 
At 6:18 pm, Blogger Divian said...

I love stormy and gloomy weather. It is relaxing. But then again the thought of piggy being run over by a gang of horse drawn carriages relaxes me too.

 
At 8:25 pm, Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

Sorry. Sorry.

* takes sun out of pocket *

I thought my leg was getting a bit warm...

 
At 1:28 pm, Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

P&T - You're just jealous because you've only got hot air in your trousers.

* holds nose and tries not to gag *

 
At 7:32 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said...

Where is Helen?

Its like the sun has gone forever.

 
At 8:26 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We chatted to he on the phone last night.

Like talking through treacle it was, as she's drugged up to the eyeballs on her happy pills.

We had fun making her having the same conversation over and over.

 
At 2:27 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

P&T: See if you can get her to sign her pay cheque over to you.

 
At 4:02 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

her pay cheque or her crazy cheque? do they even have crazy cheque's over there? i need a crazy cheque. then again, so do the majority of people who participate in these blogs. i wonder if i qualify for crazy cheques if they read my blog?

*goes off to ponder craziness and such and the possibility of checks*

 

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