Don't try this at home kids
Instructions for cleaning the toilet:
1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly and either stand or sit on the lid.
4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will generate plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the “Power-wash” pre-wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
8. The toilet and the cat are now both clean.
With best wishes,
The Dog
posted by Tazzy @ 6:34 pm
7 Comments:
We need pictures of this!
I might as well comment, seeing as no other fucker can be bothered.
Where did you cut and paste that from, by the way?
It's way too funny to have been penned by yourself.
*congratulates Frobi on usurping Piggy*
*wallops MJ and Frobi*
*trots back out, huffing*
*completely ignores piggy - still upset about being chucked off their links*
Your right, I think Helen lifted this from an email. Booo.
It is an e-mail and a fine e-mail it is.
Don't listen to them, MJ. They're just cranky because they didn't think of it first.
*shakes finger angrily at Frobi and Piggy*
Piggy is PMS-ing. Or PMT-ing. Whatever they call it over there. He's doing it.
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