Lipstick, Powder and Paint

Life, as seen through the eyes of Helen the Midget Arse.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

wimbledon

OH poor Tim Henman has been knocked out of wimbledon already
tut it is about time we had a decent tennis player . Here's hoping we do better on Saturday in the world cup , i will miss match as i have to work grrrrrr, but never mind party time Saturday night our annual retailers awards, time to dust of the evening dress put on the dancing shoes and have some fun yipeeeeee haa haa hangover time
coco is back from her hols on Friday so lots of gossip to catch up on
Hospital with my baby tomorrow thank you for you good wishes , my baby is fed up and bored as she cannot work but her mates have been to see her and that has cheered her up a bit , she is getting quite good with the crutches now she will soon be whizzing about

7 Comments:

At 4:37 am, Blogger The Mistress said...

I realize you probably know every makeup trick in the book but here's a tip.

If you're going to be giving out free blow-jobs, use lip liner to colour your lips instead of lipstick. Your lip colour will last a lot longer.

 
At 6:11 am, Blogger Tazzy said...

MJ thank you but i have some lipgloss called LIPSTING haa haa i think that says it all

Piggy if your doing a live sex show i wanna be at the front of the stage haa haaa oh and i had better call the local rag so they can get pics that will be front page news!!!!

 
At 7:06 am, Blogger The Mistress said...

I knew I couldn't teach you anything.

I'll be with you in the front row of the Piggy live sex show tossing coins in his arsehole.

 
At 12:50 pm, Blogger Frobisher said...

I am sick of "Tiger Tim" and his "brave" performances at Wimbledon. The man is a LOSER.

 
At 9:02 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is indeed.

 
At 1:15 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said...

What does the winner get at a Retailers Award thingy?

Tim Henman is useless at tennis.

 
At 6:43 pm, Blogger Tazzy said...

Sid the winners get a glass trophy thing and a bottle of bubbly ....tight gits!!!

Frobisher correct

 

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