what a day

Welcome to the Mall Alhambra Barnsley.........this is where myself coco and Tazzy work
today it was boiling hot very busy everyone shopping early to get home or visit the pub for the BIG GAME, Tazzy ans Piggy went to the cafe Moda for a cuppa before Tazzy started working to make sure that any shoplifters were 'nicked' well i decided to join them for a quick natter .....but low and behold above the cafe Moda was a woman threatening to throw herself off the balcony 2 floors up!!!! AN Incident.... crikey everyoe was looking up at her us included bit of excitement for a Saturday lunchtime we thought then the woman took of her socks and threw them down luckily they missed us we were sat far enough away ...then a message came through 'everyone out' we had to leave the cafe seems the woman did not like people looking up at her !!! sooo i went back to work T&P went their own ways people were gathering around lookig at this woman and she really was getting very stressed sooooo next thing yes u guessed they evacuated all the surrounding shops and R M U units we rushed to close up poor old piggy got told off by the old bill for loitering pmsl hmmmmm do they know of him does he do it often ???

Anyway (pigsters fave word) piggy went upstairs to wilkinsons to get some things (he disappeared not to be seen again this aft) we all went outside phewwww red hot out there and by this time the match had started and we couldnt find out the score grrrrr the police cordoned off the area and our brave superhero was on duty telling everyone that they were not allowed to go past the line saying there is an Incident we dont know how long it will last

well eventually after 2 hrs we got back to work the police managed to grab the poor woman and kept her safe

so if you are thinking about shopping at The Mall bring a tin helmet a flask and some sarnies coz you just never know what might happen oh and if you see piggy loitering somewhere show him the right direction for home haaa haa