Lipstick, Powder and Paint

Life, as seen through the eyes of Helen the Midget Arse.

Friday, June 02, 2006

freaky friday


Yes Friday is here again already ....the weeks are flying by
yipeeee the sun is shining and it is warmer this morning maybe summer is here at last
I am suffering from terrible toothache looks like a visit to the dentists ,what a week i have had ,wanted to get my lawns cut and tidy the gardens but alas both lawn mowers have decided to give up on me grrrrr wasted over an hour trying to get them to work .....but they are dead
work yesterday was a nightmare ,we were having a girl come in to do a trial she was over 2 hours late then asked if she could sit down!!!! not a very good thing to say when you want a job soooooo she is off the list lets hope the one that comes in today is much better.
also found out that my estranged hubby is now living with another woman haa haa i am not in the least bit surprised ...poor woman i just hope she knows what she is letting herself in for !!!
have a good weekend all be happy stay safe
helen xx

10 Comments:

At 12:22 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

Yay! I'm first!

Minger of the Week and Freaky Friday. I'm enjoying your theme days. Do we know anyone who fits into both categories?

Please, someone give Midget Arse a bottle of painkillers so she can enjoy her weekend in the untidy garden. I suggest you hire a young, fit gardener like that one on Desperate Housewives.

 
At 2:28 pm, Blogger Tazzy said...

oooo what a good idea MJ he was a bit of nice stuff ha haa gawd i have taken soooo many pain killers i am surprised i am still walking !!

 
At 3:09 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

I await the day I can get over-the-counter chewable morphine.

 
At 7:16 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

*Gives Midget Arse 3 bottles of pain-killers and suggests she takes them all at once*

 
At 7:56 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

With a vodka chaser.

 
At 5:48 am, Blogger Tazzy said...

thanks t&p thats would be great but i think i will just have the vodka mmmmmmm yipeeeee
MJ dont think we will ever be able to get morphine over the counter sighhhhhh

 
At 12:41 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

Speaking of lazy cunts... tell them to update that Poofs page before I take it off my blogroll. Don't give them any sweeties 'til they promise.

 
At 3:55 pm, Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

Eeeeek! What a scary sight to behold. No, not the kitten, P&T bursting through the door after the sweets.

 
At 12:17 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

Monday now.
*dozes off*

 
At 6:16 am, Blogger The Mistress said...

Tuesday now!
*falls back to sleep*

 

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