Lipstick, Powder and Paint

Life, as seen through the eyes of Helen the Midget Arse.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Minger of the Week

Good morning world

Here is the minger of the week,

ok so who thinks this looks attractive??

eviction night on BB tonight and i will miss it

sighhhhh

have a good weekend

i am off celebrating my birthday yipeeee

take care have fun be good

helen xxx

13 Comments:

At 6:38 am, Blogger The Mistress said...

Yay! I'm first!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIDGET ARSE!!!!

 
At 8:57 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

MJ - It's not her birthday yet!

She's dragging us out with her to celebrate it early tonight.

Maybe we'll have some fun by telling her we're buying her doubles and triples of vodka and orange.

What we'll actually buy her is water and orange.

It's all she fucking deserves anyway. She's a pain in the arse when she's drunk.

Quite why she want's to celebrate being 73, I've no idea.

 
At 8:59 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh and I forgot...

That pic is a perfect example of the result of a visit to the make-up store where Midget Arse works.

Really. Go ahead and don't believe me if you want.

Would I fib to you?

 
At 1:32 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

Piggy: I know her birthday isn't 'til Saturday but she says she's off celebrating her birthday so I assumed she'd started drinking early and would soon be too soused to read the comments. By they way (fave phrase) is that a pic of the makeover she gave you? She's really worked magic on you.

 
At 4:35 pm, Blogger Frobisher said...

Is that a picture of Coco?

have a good party night tonight.

 
At 5:40 pm, Blogger Tazzy said...

Mj thank you for your birthday wishes just getting ready for the night out yipeeeeee

t&p thanks for the card and confetti in it grrrrr haaa haaa oh and cant wait to use the bath stuff

fobisher nope its not coco haa haa no doubt the boys will get some pics of her tonight!!!
and thanx we will try to have fun!!!

 
At 5:48 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

Confetti? One more thing to clean up off your floor. Waiting for pics over the weekend of your drunken arse. They gave you bath stuff? Were they insinuating that you're not clean? Cheeky poofs.

 
At 5:55 pm, Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

Good Christ! Some one's been at the silver balls again!

Have fun tonight and Happy Birthday for tomorrow!

 
At 12:34 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

If you're not too hungover to read this, I've left a wee prezzie for you on my blog.

 
At 2:27 pm, Blogger Divian said...

Happy Birthday! You look absolutely gorgeous on your night out! Enjoy!

 
At 3:35 pm, Blogger Kyahgirl said...

ewwwww!

Happy Birthday Helen :-)

 
At 4:20 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said...

Happy Birthday Helen.

Have a good one!

 
At 9:59 am, Blogger The Mistress said...

You can't still be face down in the gutter, can you?

 

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