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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

stay cool


Well the temperature today is going to be 32 degrees ......... a real heatwave for us i cannot remember when it was so hot here in yorkshire
Don't forget to drink plenty of water ,so as not to dehydrate ,i must have had a gallon yesterday it was my day off so i thought i would top up my tan , it was really very hot and i only managed to stay out side for about an hour at a time .........wish i had a swimming pool in the garden !!!
 Oh and after drinking water if you get hiccups here is the reason why and some tips to get rid of them !!!

About the Hiccups


Why do we hic-hic-hiccup? What causes 'em? Here's some general information about hiccups that you might not know.

Hiccups - The Hiccup Down Low
When you hiccup, your diaphragm and nearby muscles convulse, causing you to briefly gulp air. Within 35 milliseconds, the glottis (the opening at the top of the air passage) slams shut, producing that familiar sound of the "hic." Some of us talented people can cure the hiccups right away, but if you hiccup more than seven times you'd better settle in for a bumpy ride. Once started, you'll usually hiccup 63 times or more. Maybe a lot more. Poor Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

Hiccups - What Causes the Hiccups?
Hiccups are usually a reaction to your stomach and digestive system getting wonky. This happens when you eat too much, drink bubbly drinks like soda, or swallow too much air. Some people get the hiccups for no reason at all. Other things that cause hiccups include skull fracture, epilepsy, tuberculosis and believe it or not, constipation (not being able to poop).

Hiccups - Common Cures for the Hiccups
Unlike sneezing, farting, burping, etc., hiccups don't serve any purpose. They're just annoying and pointless! So how do you get rid of hiccups? Which remedy works best? Home remedies are usually based on the idea that you have to disrupt the hiccup cycle. Remedies include holding your breath, breathing into a bag, pulling your tongue, sudden fright, or - get this - eating sugar. Just drinking water, if done soon enough, might wash down a chunk of food in the throat that's pressing against a nerve.

If these fail, a doctor could prescribe the drug chlorpromazine, tickle the pharynx with a hollow flexible tube through the nose, or use hypnosis or acupuncture. Not doing the trick? You could use extreme measures. In 1833, it was recommended that you blister or burn the skin above the phrenic nerve on the neck and back. Ouch!

7 Comments:

At 9:51 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Erm.. From the heatwave to hiccup cure?

I can cure hiccups easily. I just hold my breath for 5 seconds and that's it - they're gone!

Hope you frazzle and end up looking like an old leather boot in the sunshine.

Oops! Too late!

Oh and MJ - Yay! I'm First!

 
At 12:03 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

Doh! Second. Opportunists.

Piggy likes to have his pharynx tickled.

 
At 5:45 pm, Blogger Inexplicable DeVice said...

That old trick of drinking from the other side of the glass, e.g. upside down, does it for me.

Usually because the wine going up my nose smothers the hiccups!

 
At 8:24 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said...

It might be nice to die having the hiccups.

Just when everyone thinks you have gone....hiccup!

Best kept up for at least a week though.

 
At 9:11 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh we see you've learnt how to 'copy and paste'.

Well done.

 
At 4:53 pm, Blogger Divian said...

I usually have to guzzle a gallon of water-nonstop- to get rid of mine. What a pain in the ass hiccups are.

 
At 3:37 am, Blogger The Mistress said...

The gallon of water that she uses to chase the gallon of Jack Daniels.

 

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