Lipstick, Powder and Paint

Life, as seen through the eyes of Helen the Midget Arse.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

HALLOWEEN ...........ONE OF MY SILLY MOMENTS


Ok seeing as halloween is nearly upon us yet again and Awaiting mentioned it on her blog ,i thought i would show me in my halloween outfit last year
A few of us from the center went out in fancy dress, the girl i work with and myself decided to go as she devils we bought the outfits from Woolworths and they were long red dresses , errrr she decided they looked boring so we decided to shorten them , she bought red tights, i bought red hold ups we dyed a pair of shoes each gold and both bought red matching thongs haaa haaa

Anyway ( piggy's fave word) the day came and we both came to work and both said eeeekkk diaster we had both cut our dresses ready the night before and cut them toooooo short!!!!
Oh well to late to do anything about it we were just going to have to be very careful not to bend down when we were out or we would be showing our bum's lol

We had a great night everything went well until one of our friends decided to chase us round the pub ...............how it happened i will never know but myself and the girl i work with ended up on the floor in a heap .......and yes you guessed matching red thongs and bums on display for the whole pub to seee gawd we just laughed so much and of course our work freinds have taken the piss out of us about buying the same underwear haaa haa

So this year if we go out in fancy dress i think i will leave the skirt long and make sure i don't end up flashing my thong!!!!

4 Comments:

At 7:29 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

But you look like that every other day too. I was expecting something different.

And don't you glash your (usually knickerless) arse at all the guys in the pub anyway (fave word)?

 
At 11:55 am, Blogger The Mistress said...

Is that your living room? It's not half the pig sty Piggy said it is.

Did you model your cloven hooves after Piggy's?

 
At 2:10 pm, Blogger Divian said...

You look fabulous! I am thinking a slutty pirate outfit or somthing. I can't wait to dress up.

 
At 2:20 pm, Blogger S.I.D. said...

Yes Piggy, "glash".

Thicko

Very saucy outfit Helen.

Hope the trident was suitably rammed up Piggy,then again he could probably take it sideways?

 

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