Lipstick, Powder and Paint

Life, as seen through the eyes of Helen the Midget Arse.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

still bored

posting this joke i got by email ,why you ask?

well coz i am still BORED

Dr. Dave had sex with one of his patients and felt
 guilty all day long.

No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he
just couldn't;
the guilt and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.
 
But every once in awhile
 he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his
 head that said:

 "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first
 medical practitioner to
 have sex with one of his patients, and you won't
 be the last. And you're
 single, so just let it go, Dave."

 But invariably another voice in his head would
 bring him back to reality,
whispering;

Dave.............


 Dave.......

 
Dave..........


 
Dave.............


 Dave........


 Dave............

 


You're a veterinarian, you sick bastard!



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3 Comments:

At 5:01 pm, Blogger Tazzy said...

they are very cute

i am the lucky one having T&P for friends

 
At 5:37 pm, Blogger The Mistress said...

No, believe me...THEY are the lucky ones.

 
At 1:46 am, Blogger Divian said...

Now that was sick...but so funny!

 

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